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Terms of Sale

Shipping:

Shipping within the US is free. International orders are a flat rate of $5. Faster shipping is available upon request, for which prices will vary.

Returns:

If your jewelry arrives broken, do not open the plastic wrapper. Contact me to arrange a replacement (same design only). I don't offer refunds under any circumstances. It would be great if I was like the Zappos of glass jewelry, but I'm not. I'm just a guy in a garage.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you like cats?

Yes!!

Can I get a wholesale catalog?

If you've already contacted me to place an order (before April 10th), I will be emailing you shortly to fulfill your order. Moving forward, I'll be discontinuing all but 2 of my wholesale acounts to focus more attention on custom work, art, and other pursuits. This is not expected to change anytime soon.

What sizes are available?

The sizes are shown in the hover menu, on the title of each image on the shop page. If a size is greyed out, it means the design isn't available in that size.

What colors are available?Hyperbole and a Half

At least all the colors on the shop page. If you'd like to request a color that you don't see there, contact me (above), and I'll let you know if I can make it happen. Sorry, no fuchsia. Also keep in mind, any colors I don't have on hand could take a very long time to procure.

Do you make plugs, eyelets, labrets, or something for my downstairs?

Nope.

Halps! My thing is broken. Can I get a replacement?

Yes! You can purchase a single replacement. And, I can match it pretty closely to the original. All you gotta do is take a picture of your non-broken piece sitting on graph paper and email it to jesse@somaticglass.com. Make sure to include the size and color of the jewelry, and the measurements of the paper in case it's metric or something unusual. I'll send a paypal request, then ship the replacement within a couple days of the payment clearing.

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